WELCOME TO CAMP SUMMER CAMP

IF THE INTERNET WAS BREAD, THIS WOULD BE TOAST.

Let’s start again.

I haven’t posted anything in a while. Not that this matters really, because I have 18 followers and I’m not even sure if any of them care what I have to say. Anyway, I’m going to try and post more , or start a new blog and start all afresh. I really need to write more in general. But I’m too lazy and tend to just find myself eating soggy cereal and browsing reddit at 3 in the afternoon. Too late to do anything. Or at least thats what I think. But I’m going to try again. Let’ see how this goes, probably not well but it might help if I don’t tell myself that. I’m not even sure anyone is reading this. I really don’t know why I’m typing. I’m off to eat, lie down and hopefully go out. Bye. Whoever you are. Have fun. “The Comedy” looks good. I want to see it.

New Joke

What is a chess players favourite starter?

A Pawn Cocktail.

Comedy Central Special here I come. 

Working Out

I’m the type of person who only works out ironically.

       Camp Leader 

5 Steps to Happiness

1) Got to shop

2) Buy match

3) Light Match

4) Place match on expensive table

5) Enjoy